What the Brain Thinks

Oye!! Here!! Come here quick. Listen closely. This is very urgent. Now, the thing is, (looking left right to make sure no one else is around) Royson has stopped making diary entries from a long time. There is something really wrong here. So, all I ask of you, is to go and check if he is fine. I have been lying around from a long time, locked inside the cupboard. It is only today that the cupboard was open and no one around that I have come out to see you. How? What? Where? When do you ask him? All that is up to you. I have given out stories of Royson. Now its your turn to return the favor to me. Why am I so worried about Royson. Well, I'm not. I'm scared he will use me over a span of 5 years, if this is the pace with which he will progress. For an annual diary to be used for 5 year term. That is humiliating. I will not be able to face the diary community after that. No diary should ever meet such a fate. Yes, I'm being selfish. What’s the harm in that? I...

TaDa... Failed again. Oh my shrill voice. Doesn't let me do the Mr. Bean TaDa... You do not know Mr. Bean? GOoo... I can't have a conversation with someone so boring. Royson is better than you in this matter. Oh! you have watched Bean. That's nice. Hope you better not be lying. I have not lied and so I expect honesty from your part as well. Cause, Honesty is the Best Policy. It's been 3 weeks since I have gossiped. I was thinking I will stop RoyLeaks. Oh God! It is so difficult.  You still thinking what RoyLeaks is?? I can see it on your face. Boss, HERE!! Go refresh your memory. Now back to where we left. Aaaa.... Where did I finish?? Was it about the smile at the new place or the last day parties? Oh yeah, now I remember. It was about the last days. Oops.. Did I say a little too much? Now do not think about the smile, its for some other day. Ignore that. I will come back to it later. Promise. Aai shapath . Yes, ignore, erase, format last 1 m...

Revelation time.. Oh look! The sparkle in those eyes. Revelation is like a knife. The reaction of a person varies drastically based on which side (sharp OR blunt) of the knife you are. But thankfully our subject is not aware of the knife (revelations). Confused? What the new revelation I'm talking about? Don't be brother/sister. The link to our previous convo is right HERE!! Why do I always do this HERE!! thing. For the curious souls read on, rest of you - just skip till my next big pause. Some good old fellow once told me to always link conversations like a pearl necklace, only then does it look good (make sense). Shh... Do not disturb. I know you are getting desperado but hold on man. No. Stop. Wait. Do not leave. I will begin. Promise. Entry Date: 11th Jan,   2016  2017 Ya he took the efforts to strike through 2016 and write 2017. Tears rolled down my eyes (metaphorical). And this is what he wrote down. Sorry, I'll narrate it, more fun that...

Hola!! I am back. Back with a bang... NOT! This NOT joke never seems to work. Not wasting your time anymore (since you are very busy doing nothing), I'll continue with the  RoyLeaks 😛. WikiLeaks sounds so much better than  RoyLeaks , but hold on my friend some day my gossips will be the talk of the town. I know.. I know... that is too much of  over confidence, but whats bad in being hopefully hopeful. Now back to the gossip. Wait before I start. Its been quiet a while since we last met. Wish to check our previous conversation, then click HERE!! It has been a while since our last chat, but I am not to be blamed. The frequency of our chats will be proportional to the frequency of diary entries.  Like Owner, like Diary.  (Like father, like son OR like master, like slave.) Now that I have justified myself. Justification was necessary, else you wouldn't wait to listen to me and maybe you will convince Royson to have more diary entries. Coming b...

Hey. I'm back. Told you, I will be back. So do we start? Sorry, do I start from where I left off? Confused? I knew you would forget it. Thanks to the digital age, I got it all recorded right HERE!!! Do read through it and come back. Oh not back. Meet me at the next line. Okays now, let me begin with the first entry of 2017 on a diary of 2016. It is important to emphasize on 2016. Don't give that sympathizing look. I can see behind that unruly face of yours. You are just thinking -   Cut the crap you stupid diary . Last time also you made us wait and gave nothing. Now Start. Have patience my child.   "Patience is the key to success."   Well, don't start thinking again. He did not write about patience. Sorry again, to disappoint you. And here it goes... Wait. Do I just quote his words or narrate it with my understanding? (Thinking... thinking... think tank...) I will narrate it. Wheres the fun in quoting a middle class guy. So, after   Happy New Y...

Psst..pss...sst... Don't look left and right. I'm talking to you. Yes you. Come here. I won't eat you, just need to talk to you. Surprised? How am I able to talk? Well, don't be. Just listen to me. In due course, I will reveal everything. Everything. Hehahahaa... Oopsy.. That didn't come out right. I thought I had a coarse voice, instead of this shrill squeak. It sounded right within here, but I think you got the feeling now. Hehe.. Okay, now. Let us begin with an introduction. Wait. I will be doing the talking, so you don't even need to introduce yourself. Grab a stool, a chair, whatever. Cause I will be ranting on about me. And don't bother to interrupt me. Just Sit and Listen. Where was I? Ah.. mouth closed please. Ya I remember, the introduction. I am a diary. Oops.. again. you know that, right. But what you did not know is whose diary. I am the diary of the great, one and only.. (wait for it.. wait for it.. wait.. and now..) Royson D'S...